Joke of the day
NAUGHTY KID: Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?
MAN: Yes, I have. Who’re you?
KID: Is it running?
KID: Get hold of it… Otherwise it might run away.
Man slams down the phone.
Aftera few minutes, the phone rings again.
KID: Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?
MAN (angrily) : NO! I DON’T HAVE!
KID: Didn’t I tell you to hold it?